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The outrageous exchange, reported exclusively by NewsMax contributor Steve Malzberg in his latest column, "Laura Bush and Hitler's Dog" - wasn't the worst to come from Maher's show lately.

The week before, "Real Time" guest George Carlin announced that he had a pet name for former first lady Barbara Bush.

"The Silver D - - - - e Bag, I call her," Carlin announced as Maher's audience erupted in laughter.

Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 7:39 p.m. EDT
Bill Maher: Laura Bush Like 'Hitler's Dog'
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/9/26/194236.shtml



“This country has been pushing the world around and exploiting people of the world for a long, long time. And sometime you have to pay the piper, and that’s what happened to us. We now have gotten enough people really angry and we have sold enough weapons and we’ve developed enough technology for them to have them now and they’re being used against us.”

Comedian George Carlin appearing on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, March 12, 2004
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"And I certainly would never wish a president any sort of harm …out loud. It’s not in my heart to do such a thing –to any human being. I wish all people only the best at all times …out loud. Especially the president. Because even though I disagree with his policies, and think he is a dangerous imbecile, he is, after all, the President of all of us, and he is a fellow human being, deserving of respect. (That was hard to say, but I wanted to keep the record straight.) "

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No. First of all, I'm not liberal. I'm just about (being) anti-United States. I don't like the way this country operates. I think we've ruined this place. And I think it's largely because of businessmen. And businessmen are not liberals. So if that makes me a liberal, then that's just an association. It's not a choice. ... I do not care about changing anybody. Nobody. I go out there to show the rest of the Americans how badly they're doing. This country has been, for about 180 years now, badly mishandled. And it's been in the wrong hands. It's been in the hands of the business interests.

And a lot of the beauty of this country has been shattered by them. The physical beauty and the kind of institutional beauty that was originally built into this place - this experiment, this magnificent experiment in democracy is just being shredded to pieces by these right-wing Christians, the Ashcroft branch of Republicanism. (They're) just shredding the rest of the Bill of Rights which hadn't been shredded already. (But) they'd been doing a pretty good job on it up until then, anyway.

Everybody's got more jet skis and Dustbusters now and sneakers with lights in them. They've got more cheese on their thing that they buy. They get double helpings. See, Americans measure all their progress in the wrong way. They measure by quantity and by gizmos and toys. And not by quality and by things that are important.

'Liberal' is a dirty word for George Carlin
Michael Deeds The Idaho Statesman Jan. 24, 2004 12:00 AM
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/front/articles/0124carlin24.html